Faux spoiler Coldsnap très drôle

Pour ceux qui ne traînent pas sur les forums américains mais qui pigent l'anglais quand même, je vous conseille fortement ceci :

http://www.magiclampoon.com/coldsnap/white.html
(tout le spoiler est disponible depuis cette adresse)

Extraits pour les sceptiques :

Zur the Magnificent

Summon Legend
1/1
Zur the Magnificent counts as a Wizard.
: Take the deck. Go ahead. Pick a card, any card. Look at it. Put it back in the deck, then shuffle. Zur the Magnificent cuts the deck once, then turns over the top card. Is this your card?

Time Fusillade

Sorcery
Time Fusillade deals unbounded damage to target player. No wait, 1 damage.

Hidden Third Set

Enchantment
If the game is moved to a different table, you may search your filing cabinet for Hidden Third Set and put it into play. It becomes an expansion with 155 cards. Treat it as if it were Standard-legal.

Et mon préféré :

Spiderkroma, Spider of Wrath

Summon Legend
4/8
Spiderkroma counts as a Spider and an Angel.
Spiderkroma can block as if it had flying.
Spiderkroma can attack as if it attacked without tapping.
Spiderkroma can attack the turn it comes into play as if it didn't have summoning sickness.
Spiderkroma can deal combat damage as if it had first strike.
If Spiderkroma would deal enough combat damage to its blockers to destroy them, you may have it deal the rest of its damage to defending player as if it had trample.
Spiderkroma can't be damaged, enchanted, blocked, or targeted by red or black spells and permanents, as if it had protection from black and protection from red.

[ Dernière modification par AgentPLE le 02 jun 2006 à 14h56 ]

non mais looooool
à déplacer un forum plus bas, mais quand même

edit Sacha : c'est fait

[ Dernière modification par Sacha le 02 jun 2006 à 15h03 ]

Enorme

Strip Power Plant
Land
: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.
: Sacrifice Strip Power Plant to destroy target land. If you control Strip Mine, Strip Power Plant, and Strip Tower, destroy 2 target lands instead.

Fallait la faire celle-là

[ Dernière modification par AgentPLE le 02 jun 2006 à 15h29 ]

Chillax
1U
Sorcery
Each player skips his or her next turn.

Illusionary Forces of Will
3U
Summon Illusion
4/4
Flying
Cumulative Upkeep: Counter target spell.

Inflection
3U
Interrupt
Change the text of target spell, by changing the stress given to one word. For example you could change
"Players can't play red spells" to "Players can't play red spells."

Primus Ultimus
3U
Summon Ooze
*/*
Primus Ultimus has all powers and toughnesses. (Even if this card isn't in play.)

PLE tu es génial d'avoir trouvé ça

Uber-Combo
8UU
Instant
This phase never ends.

Hurloon Snow Rats
2R
Summon Rats
3/4
Snow-Covered Maze of Ithhome (This can't attack unless defending player controls a snow-covered Maze of
Ith. If at any time you don't control a snow-covered Maze of Ith, sacrifice this.)

Band of Merry Men
2G
Summon Band
2/2
Bands with other Bands

Fozzy Bear
1G
Summon Bear
2/2
Island of Wak-Wakwalk

ah non mais là je ne m'en remets pas

ses embetant pour le anglophobe votre topic

je sors

Logging Season
4G
Enchantment
Sacrifice a Forest: Add RRR to your mana pool.
If X tokens or counters would be put into play, Y tokens or counters are put into play instead, where 10^Y =
X. (Use exact values.)

Ils pourraient donner l'équation résolue...