Je suis tombé sur le pire des NOOB à MWS voila un extrait des conversations :
1)
<fenix> wait
fenix taps Godless Shrine
fenix taps Plains
fenix's life total is now 18 (+1)
fenix plays Terror from Hand
(Il fait ca sur un festering goblin qui est une créature noir)
<FREM [FR]> my creature is black
<FREM [FR]> ....
<fenix> ok
<fenix> sorry
<fenix> lol i dont see
2)
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
FREM [FR] plays Swamp from Hand
FREM [FR] taps Swamp
FREM [FR] taps Swamp
FREM [FR] plays Cruel Edict from Hand
(Il a seulement en jeux "Paladin en-Vec" qui est protection contre le noir, et je veux m'en debarasser avec une cruel eddict)
<fenix> It has protection from black
<FREM [FR]> nope i'm targetting you
<FREM [FR]> not your creature
<fenix> i cant sac it lol
<FREM [FR]> yes you can
<fenix> no
<FREM [FR]> that's the rule
<fenix> no
<fenix> ok
<fenix> you are a
noob but
(Il me traite de noob j'adore)
fenix puts Paladin en-Vec to Graveyard from Play
<fenix> End my turn
<fenix> My turn?
<fenix> My turn?
<fenix> My turn?
<fenix> My turn?
<FREM [FR]> wait
<fenix> Ok
<FREM [FR]> i'm not a noob
<fenix> ok
<FREM [FR]> i'm getting you the rules because you obviously don't know them
<FREM [FR]>
http://www.starcitygames.com/pages/judgefinder.php?keywords=protection%20from
<FREM [FR]> If I have one creature and it is a Nantuko Blightcutter. It has protection from black. If someone uses Diabolic Edict, do I have to sacrifice my Blightcutter, or does the spell fizzle?
<FREM [FR]> A: You must sacrifice it, because the Edict doesn't target the creature; it targets you.
<fenix> Ok
3)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
fenix draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
fenix taps Godless Shrine
fenix taps Plains
fenix taps Godless Shrine
fenix plays Dark Banishing from Hand
fenix puts Dark Banishing to Graveyard from Play
<fenix> End my turn
<FREM [FR]> why
<FREM [FR]> did you tap your mana?
fenix puts Dark Banishing into play from Graveyard
(D'un coup il se met à engager ses terrains pour discard son Dark Banishing?? Aller chercher à comprendre, je lui explique gentiment qu'il a besoin d'avoir une cible legal si il veux jouer ce sort)
fenix untaps Plains
fenix untaps Godless Shrine
fenix untaps Godless Shrine
<FREM [FR]> to destroy what
<FREM [FR]> you need a legal target !
<fenix> ok i discard it
(il finit par detapper son mana et par le discard…)
fenix puts Dark Banishing to Graveyard from Play
<fenix> End my turn
<FREM [FR]> for your information you can't play a card if you don't have a legal target
<FREM [FR]> for instence you can't cast a counter spell if you have nothing to counter
<FREM [FR]> and you can't cast a terror if you dont have a non black / non artifact creature to target
(Je continu à essayer de lui expliquer les regles)
4)
<FREM [FR]> End my turn
<fenix> Ok
fenix plays Terror from Hand
fenix puts Terror to Graveyard from Play
fenix draws a card
<fenix> Ok
It is now turn 4 (fenix)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
fenix untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
fenix draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
fenix plays Plains from Hand
<FREM [FR]> ok i have to ask
<FREM [FR]> why did you discard terror
fenix puts Terror into play from Graveyard
<FREM [FR]> during my turn ???
<fenix> isnt in the deck
fenix puts Terror to RFG from Play
<fenix> i dont like it
(Alors la il a fait fort il avait une terror dans ses mains, il a pigé que ca servais à rien contre mes creatures noir. Donc comme ca en plein millieu de partie il decide de la mettre au cimetiere et de piocher une autre carte pour la remplacer, puis de continuer son tour et de piocher à nouveau…)
5)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
FREM [FR] untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
FREM [FR] draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
FREM [FR] taps Swamp
FREM [FR] taps Swamp
FREM [FR] taps Swamp
FREM [FR] taps Swamp
FREM [FR] plays Damnation from Hand
(La je joue une damanation pour me debarasser de sont "Paladin en-Vec" qui est protection contre le noir, et la direct il me fait ca marche pas ma creature est protection contre le noir…)
<fenix> protection from black
<FREM [FR]> OH MY god you have to be kidding me !
<fenix> lol
<fenix> you dont target me
(Et la il pense que ca marche pas, car c'est pas un cruel eddict…)
<FREM [FR]> Damnation doesn't target
<FREM [FR]> read
<fenix> ok
<FREM [FR]> what's the text says
fenix puts Paladin en-Vec to Graveyard from Play
<fenix> Ok
A la fin je lui dit gentiment que je n'aprecie pas d'etre traité de noob compte tenu des erreurs qu'ils a acumulée
<FREM [FR]> i'm very upset by you calling me a noob after trying to kill a black creature with a terror and telling me your creature is protected from cruel edict and damnation...
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected
Lamentable...
FREM
[chaudakh] On laisse mes édits, stp... On ne dit pas "dégager ou détapper du mana...." des captures d'écran aurait été les bienvenues ....
[ Dernière modification par chaudakh le 24 aoû 2007 à 16h26 ]